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“she can fuck you good, but I can fuck you better”

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me last night, there were dinosaurs and i had 3d glasses.

me last night, there were dinosaurs and i had 3d glasses.

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gethealthygetsexy:

Processed sugar and complex carbs
And you can’t believe its not butter,
But I can’t believe it’s not real.
And little do you know when you walk under those golden arches,
You and the Grim Reaper are making a deal.
For your daughter, you’re creating a routine,
That will trash her self esteem.

gethealthygetsexy:

Processed sugar and complex carbs

And you can’t believe its not butter,

But I can’t believe it’s not real.

And little do you know when you walk under those golden arches,

You and the Grim Reaper are making a deal.

For your daughter, you’re creating a routine,

That will trash her self esteem.

eathealthyrunfar:

Healthy Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites.
Grain free! I’m always curious/skeptical about these “healthy” versions of unhealthy things, but it looks good…

eathealthyrunfar:

Healthy Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites.

Grain free! I’m always curious/skeptical about these “healthy” versions of unhealthy things, but it looks good…